Grandfather-in-Chief Forgets About Grandchild, Hunter Biden's Drama Continues

Grandfather-in-Chief Forgets About Grandchild, Hunter Biden's Drama Continues

Well, well, well, it seems like President Biden needs to brush up on his counting skills! He claimed to only have six grandchildren, but it looks like he forgot about one...or maybe he just doesn't want to acknowledge that one.

Poor Navy Joan Roberts, she didn't even get an invite to the White House on "Take Your Child to Work Day." Maybe Hunter should have dressed her up as a little politician and smuggled her in, like some sort of White House heist movie.

And can we talk about how Hunter's lawyers claimed that changing the child's last name to Biden would be in her best interest because the Biden name is "synonymous with being well educated, successful, financially acute, and politically powerful?" I mean, I guess if you ignore all the recent drama, that's a fair assessment.

But let's give Hunter a break, guys. He's got a lot on his plate right now. Between his ongoing paternity dispute and his attempt to reduce his child support payments, he's got enough on his mind without having to remember to share his financial information.

At least he has his art sales to fall back on, right? I can just picture him now, painting away in his studio, thinking, "I may not be able to remember all my children's names, but at least I can paint a nice picture."

In all seriousness, let's hope this situation gets resolved soon, for the sake of all involved. And maybe President Biden should start making a list of all his grandchildren, just to be safe.

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