Sometimes in life, you just need a little reminder... to not
This shirt is for those moments when your brain whispers, *"What if we just..."* and your soul screams, *"Absolutely not."* Whether it's texting your ex, buying a jet ski on credit, or trying parkour after two beers — this shirt is your wearable common sense.
Bold. Minimal. Worn with the quiet confidence of someone who’s made enough mistakes to know better (or at least pretend to).
Perfect for:
- Friends with chaotic energy
- That one cousin who definitely needs supervision
- Yourself, when you feel the chaos creeping in
Don’t do it. You know exactly what it means.
Proudly made and printed in the USA — because quality and good decisions matter (even if we’re bad at both sometimes).
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